Bubba Bob Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 (edited) Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkersA bit extreme dont ya think?Two convicts evade noose, jury hungWhere was this for the O.J. Simpson jury?Queen Mary having bottom scrapedNo comment.... NJ judge to rule on nude beachThat's something no one wants to see!Child's stool great for use in gardenAnd? Rednecks have known this for years. Enraged cow injures farmer with axDamn Mad Cows.Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guestsI cant say i blame him. Miners refuse to work after deathGood Grief. THe work ethic in this country is horrible! Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacyAhh. Lets see whats on my to-do list. 12:30 Book Burning... Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do betterIm sure we can push for 200! ANybody with me?# If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while# War dims hope for peace# Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency# Cold wave linked to temperatures# Child's death ruins couple's holiday# Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years# Man is fatally slain# Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say# Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolationWell no $%^& ShirlockInclude your children when baking cookies.I dont mind if i do. Clinton wins budget - more lies ahead. Juvenile court to try shooting defendant.WEll, whatever works these days.Couple slain - police suspect homicide.I would never have thought of it...Man struck by lightning faces battery charge.Id say so. He is the battery.New study of obesity looks for larger test group.I guess we arent fat enough yet.Astronaut takes blame for gas in space.I bet he regrets that pre flight burrito.Local high school dropouts cut in half.Ahh, not the chain saw masaacre again!Typhoon rips through cemetery - hundreds dead.]Damn, water doesnt bring the dead back to life? Edited September 15, 2005 by Bubba Bob Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 some real keepers in there Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Those are great Barb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thesidekickcat Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 And I thought our paper was bad at headlines!!! Those are really funny, Thanks.Pat.God bless everyone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 yes they are quite funny marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Oh man....those are some good ones. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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