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Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

A bit extreme dont ya think?

Two convicts evade noose, jury hung

Where was this for the O.J. Simpson jury?

Queen Mary having bottom scraped

No comment....

NJ judge to rule on nude beach

That's something no one wants to see!

Child's stool great for use in garden

And? Rednecks have known this for years.

Enraged cow injures farmer with ax

Damn Mad Cows.

Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests

I cant say i blame him.

Miners refuse to work after death

Good Grief. THe work ethic in this country is horrible!

Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy

Ahh. Lets see whats on my to-do list. 12:30 Book Burning...

Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better

Im sure we can push for 200! ANybody with me?

#  If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while

# War dims hope for peace

# Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency

# Cold wave linked to temperatures

# Child's death ruins couple's holiday

# Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years

# Man is fatally slain

# Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say

# Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation

Well no $%^& Shirlock

Include your children when baking cookies.

I dont mind if i do.

Clinton wins budget - more lies ahead.

:D

Juvenile court to try shooting defendant.

WEll, whatever works these days.

Couple slain - police suspect homicide.

I would never have thought of it...

Man struck by lightning faces battery charge.

Id say so. He is the battery.

New study of obesity looks for larger test group.

I guess we arent fat enough yet.

Astronaut takes blame for gas in space.

I bet he regrets that pre flight burrito.

Local high school dropouts cut in half.

Ahh, not the chain saw masaacre again!

Typhoon rips through cemetery - hundreds dead.]

Damn, water doesnt bring the dead back to life?

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