jimras Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter. The old man says, "I'm a multimillionare, I have a great big house, the fastest car in the world and I just married a beautiful blonde who satisfies my every need from sunrise till sunset! (sob)." The young jogger says, "Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?" The old man says, "I can't remember where I live." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mikex Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 DOH Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter. The old man says, "I'm a multimillionare, I have a great big house, the fastest car in the world and I just married a beautiful blonde who satisfies my every need from sunrise till sunset! (sob)." The young jogger says, "Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?" The old man says, "I can't remember where I live."<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LJM Master Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 lol, good one jimras, kinda makes ya feel sorry for the old fella.. hehe!!L.J.M Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 The old man says, "I can't remember where I live."Oh geez.... thats a bummer! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
flashh4 Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 with a woman like that, maby she wore his brain out, they say men think with whats in their pants !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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