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Martys donkey fable sparked a memory so here it is:

Once there was a little bird, he was flying south for the winter when a freak storm froze him stiff. He glided to the ground and lay there waiting to die. Soon after a cow came along and crapped on him. Much to his surprise, the crap warmed him up. Overjoyed, he began to sing. Hearning the singing a cat came, uncovered him and promptly ate him.

Morals of the story:

1) Not everyone who craps on you is your enemy.

2) Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend.

3) Finally: If you are ever warm and happy, keep your dang mouth shut.

BH

Edited by Brian_Holiday
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