cherokeechief Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Two Hillbillies okay rolffff i had to do it hee-hee wheeeeee Two Hillbillies in Arkansas were having the blue plate special (Road Kill) at their favorite diner, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, a few bar stools down, turning blue from wolfing down a burger too fast. The first hillbilly said to the other, "Think we otta' hep?" "I reckon," said the second hillbilly. The first hillbilly got up and walked over to the lady and asked, "Kin yew breathe?" She shook her head no. "Kin yew talk?" he asked. She again shook her head no. With that he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt and licked her on the butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief. The first hillbilly turned back to his friend and said, "Funny how that there Hind Lick Maneuver works ever'time". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 very funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tg1911 Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Good one Cherokeechief..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
goman87 Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 haha that's awesome. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cowsgonemadd3 Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Oh man! LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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