cherokeechief Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Subject: Idiots are everywhere HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE? True stories. I went to McDonald's. I looked at the menu and saw that you could have anorder of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have a half-dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets. ======================================== Several years ago, we had an intern who was none too swift. One day shewas typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typingpaper. What do I do?" Just use copier machine paper," the secretary toldher. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper,put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies. ======================================== I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towedinto the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair andthe whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister". I asked themanager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruisecontrol" and then went in the back to make a sandwich. ======================================== IDIOTS AT WORK... Sign in a gas station: Coke -- 49 cents. Two for a dollar. ======================================== IDIOTS & COMPUTERS My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of alarge bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems withtheir computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of thebranchbanks that had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back ofmy terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?" ======================================= IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the nextday would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became visiblyexcited, cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the amount ofdaylight changes, not the actual amount of time. Needless to say, she wasvery disappointed.======================================== Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metalcolander on his head and connecting it with wires to a copy machine. Themessage "He's lying", was placed in the copier and police pressed the copybutton each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flatiron Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Those are good, especially the half a dozen nuggets & the lie detector. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Good ones cherokeechief..... Oh....and glad to see you here... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkestDream Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metalcolander on his head and connecting it with wires to a copy machine. Themessage "He's lying", was placed in the copier and police pressed the copybutton each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.mmm this can work on my brother..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
goman87 Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Haha.! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 good one chiefespecially the lie detectorha ha ha ha marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Funny stuff cherokeechief Have to wonder how these people made it to adulthood ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brian_Holiday Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Couple of years ago down south, three crooks tried to steal an ATM by wrapping a chain around it and connecting the chain to the bumper hitch of their truck. When they took off, the bumper was pulled off and the alarm went off. They got scared and took off, leaving their bumper and licence plate still attached to the chain. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IEatHardDrives Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 n1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkestDream Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Couple of years ago down south, three crooks tried to steal an ATM by wrapping a chain around it and connecting the chain to the bumper hitch of their truck. When they took off, the bumper was pulled off and the alarm went off. They got scared and took off, leaving their bumper and licence plate still attached to the chain.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>LOL!!!! STUPID!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 The lie detector story made my day, good one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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