tg1911 Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Wrong title on this one.It should have been:Smartest man in the worldA doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the bestefforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and then he bailed out.Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live." He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live inpeace."The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chappy Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 One less lawyer in the world.....a good starting point. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Wrong title on this one.It should have been:Smartest man in the worldA doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the bestefforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and then he bailed out.Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live." He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live inpeace."The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Who said, there is no God? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 That is great. Barb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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