bozodog Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 Getting Even With The Stray CatOne hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down.We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat."The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said would let us know when we could come and get her.My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks."He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE that wanted the dirty cat, NOT him.My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husband "El-Cheap-O," and my husband calls him "El-Take-O." They love to hate each other and constantly "snipe" at each other, with my husband getting in the last word on this occasion.The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see him.A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my husband arrive.He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's pussy is finally clean and shaved and she now smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God knows who the father is!"And then he closed the door.Now THAT, my friends, is getting even... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 Ohhh, too funny!! Sending this one on, thanks, Bozodog!Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LJM Master Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 hehe... that one's hilarious!!Thanks bozodog,I am also gonna be sending this 1 to ppl all overcheersL.J.M Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 I also sent it to 2 friends, who send me alot of jokes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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bar5 Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 Haha. Good one. This one is on it's way to the email highway. Barb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted July 27, 2005 Report Share Posted July 27, 2005 Copy and pasting as i'm lmao boz... Good one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted July 27, 2005 Report Share Posted July 27, 2005 Yup....for sure sending this one on.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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