A Couple Or Two...

[Chappy]

An overweight business associate of mine decided it was time to shed some excess pounds. He took his new diet seriously, even changing his driving route to avoid his favorite bakery. One morning, however, he arrived at work carrying a gigantic coffeecake. We all scolded him, but his smile remained cherubic.

"This is a very special coffeecake," he explained. "I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and there in the window was a host of goodies. I felt this was no accident, so I prayed, 'Lord, if you want me to have one of those delicious coffeecakes, let me have a parking place directly in front of the bakery', and sure enough," he continued, "the eighth time around the block, there it was!"

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day."

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"TOWEL HEADS"

Recently I received a warning about the use of this politically incorrect

term, so please note, we all need to be more sensitive in our choice of

words.

I have been informed by the Islamic terrorists, who hate our guts and want to

kill us, they do not like to be called "Towel Heads", since the item they wear

on their heads is not actually a towel, but in fact, a small folded sheet.

Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as "Little Sheet

Heads."

Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter.

[handplane]

Love the "TOWEL HEADS".

[martymas]

ha ha ha

your in rare form at the moment

towel head ha ha ha

marty

[bar5]