handplane Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.He wanted a new truck.She wanted a fast little sports-like car so shecould zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everythingshe seemed to like was way out of their price range."Look !" she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 secondsor less and my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Services are pending. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimras Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 Boy, if I've learned ANYTHING in 35 years of marriage, I know better than to try that!!!Handplane, where do you get all these jokes??Keep 'em coming!!JIm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted July 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 Handplane, where do you get all these jokes??Hi jimras,They are sent to me and I share them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubba Bob Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 ROFL!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 he he he ...Ok that was funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 Good one handplane....Come to think of it....ours got thrown out for some reason... I have no idea why.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chappy Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 They are sent to me and I share themI probably have at least 2000 that I haven't posted yet...I get around 15 - 20 a day from friends. Too bad many of them will never get posted here tho, just too darned dirty or non PC. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bozodog Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 Chappy!!!! Ooooo send them to meeee! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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