Chappy Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 An engineer dies and reports to hell.Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort inhell, and starts designing and building improvements.After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets andescalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So,how's it going down there in hell?"Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning andflush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer isgoing to come up with next."God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he shouldnever have gotten down there; send him up here."Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keepinghim."God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are yougoing to get a lawyer?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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bozodog Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 Ain't that the truth. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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