bar5 Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 Subject: The CEOA large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business! The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall as asked, "How much money to you make a week? "A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I make $300.00 a week. Why? The new CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash & screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"Feeling pretty good about himself, the new CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"From across the room came a voice,"Pizza delivery guy from Domino's" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 Typical boss. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 .....agreed handplane......very typical.... Good one bar5..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 funny and strangely gratifying Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tg1911 Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Love it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Talking about LUCK...i might have to change professions...lol... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
murtu52 Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 nice one.... :) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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