Vile_DR Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 You gotta love this guy...This is a true story about arecent wedding that took place at Clemson University.It was in thelocal newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It wasa huge weddingwith about 300 guests...After the wedding at the reception,the groom got up onstage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He saidhe wanted to thankeveryone for coming, many from long distances, tosupport them at theirwedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride'sand his family andto thank his new father-in-law for providing such alavish reception. Asa token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted togive everyone aspecial gift just from him. So taped to the bottom ofeveryone's chair,including the wedding party, was an envelope. He saidthis was his giftto everyone and asked them to open their envelope.Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossyof hisbride having sex with the best man. The groom hadgotten suspicious ofthem weeks earlier and had hired a private detectiveto tail them. Afterjust standing there, just watching the guests'reactions for a couple ofminutes, he turned to the best man and said, "ScrewYou"... Then heturned to his bride and said, "Screw You." Then heturned to thedumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."He had the marriage annulled first thing in themorning.While most people would have canceled the weddingimmediately afterfinding out about the affair, this guy goes throughwith the charade asif nothing were wrong. His revenge...making thebride's parents pay over$32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception and bestof all, trashingthe bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300friends andfamily members. This guy has balls the size of churchbells.Do you think we might get a MasterCard"priceless"commercial out of this:Elegant wedding reception for 300 familymembers andfriends.........$32,000.Wedding photographs commemorating theoccasion.....$3,000.Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations inMaui....$8,500.The look on everyone's face when they see the8x10glossy of the bride humping the bestman..........Priceless.There are some things money can't buy, foreverything else there's MASTERCARD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 Oh Man...LOL...Masterful ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 Like his style. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tg1911 Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 Beautiful!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tenmm Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 Now that is my kind of guy... Why does the Saying "payback is a bi___h" come to mind?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 Good for him.....great style he has....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 Barb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 the look of shock on the bride and best man's faces would have been priceless Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted June 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 There are some pictures floating around the internet and i am doing my best to track them down, but the pictures are the actual reactions of the Bride and the Best Man...LOL...as soon as i get them, i'll post them here... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Heh heh heh, Hope he made his announcement AFTER dinner.... Yep, priceless!Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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