More "blonde" Jokes

[Chappy]

Blonde Jokes

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking.......and

one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther

away..........Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says

"Helloooooooooo!!! can you see Florida.......?????"

CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the

mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling

smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the

carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he

could see her license She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get

your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today

you expect me to show it to you!"

RIVER WALK

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees

another blonde on the opposite bank "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get

to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the

river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

KNITTING

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the

wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing

lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his

bullhorn and yelled , "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A

SCARF!"

BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian

said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first

on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on

the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads,

"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at

night!"

IN A VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She

rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If

you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She

thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and

asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one

was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard

of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

[echobay]

i'm still giggling....Cute Chappy!

[robroy]

We had a blond like that working in our office. Scaredme the other day to see her multitasking. She was driving and talking on a cell phone, I made sure to stay well away

[bar5]

Barb

[martymas]

ha ha ha

well you made my day chappy

im partial to blonds ;[jokes] and [ladys.]

no im joking. with my tongue in my cheek.

they are only there for one purposre

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cooking meals and washing dishes

marty

[rv56]

Now theres a real collection of blonde jokes....

Good ones Chappy....

[blim]

I'm brunette, but have 4 blonde sisters (and no, I don't know why only I got Grandmother's dark hair.....I've said that all my life) and a blonde daughter--copy, paste, email! Heh heh heh Thanks!

Liz