tg1911 Posted May 28, 2005 Report Share Posted May 28, 2005 A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular local bar, hoping for a bust.At closing time, as everyone came out, he spotted his potential quarry. The man was so totally inebriated, that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking lot, for a few minutes, looking for his car. After trying his keys on five others, he finally found his own vehicle. He sat in his car a good ten minutes, as the other patrons began to leave.He turned his lights on, then off. He turned his wipers on, then off. He started to pull foward into the grass, then stopped. Finally, when he was the last car, he pulled out onto the road and started to drive away.Th patrolman, waiting for this, turned on his lights and pulled the man over. He then administered the breathalyzer test, and to his great surprise, the man blew a 0.00!The Patrolman was dumbfounded! "This equipment must be broken!" exclaimed the Patrolman."I doubt it," said the man. "tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted May 28, 2005 Report Share Posted May 28, 2005 Good one tg1911 Barb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted May 28, 2005 Report Share Posted May 28, 2005 A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular local bar, hoping for a bust.At closing time, as everyone came out, he spotted his potential quarry. The man was so totally inebriated, that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking lot, for a few minutes, looking for his car. After trying his keys on five others, he finally found his own vehicle. He sat in his car a good ten minutes, as the other patrons began to leave.He turned his lights on, then off. He turned his wipers on, then off. He started to pull foward into the grass, then stopped. Finally, when he was the last car, he pulled out onto the road and started to drive away.Th patrolman, waiting for this, turned on his lights and pulled the man over. He then administered the breathalyzer test, and to his great surprise, the man blew a 0.00!The Patrolman was dumbfounded! "This equipment must be broken!" exclaimed the Patrolman."I doubt it," said the man. "tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy." LOL, good one, tg1911!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marko_tomas13 Posted May 28, 2005 Report Share Posted May 28, 2005 Haha that one is great Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chappy Posted May 28, 2005 Report Share Posted May 28, 2005 I gotta try this one out...This stuff is good!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 Masterful plan... Good one tg! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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