Pumpkin Weird

[Vile_DR]

"This was in the Washington Post...the title of the article was "Best

Comeback Line Ever."

Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of

Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be

charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public

intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday. The suspect

explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You

know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here

for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked

out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in

it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really

into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process,

Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car

approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor

approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer

Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this

pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached

Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that

you are screwing a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I

was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin?

Damn ... is it midnight already??" "

Not sure how to react on this one...hope you guys do...

[Chappy]

Not sure how to react on this one...hope you guys do...

I sure do...

ROFLMAO!!!

[tg1911]

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