echobay Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 An little extraterrestrial (alien) and a man were sitting at a bar. The alien continuously poked the guy's cheek saying "zzzt! ".The man, starting to get a little tired of the alien's antics said, "If you poke my cheek and make that noise again I'm gonna yank your tally-wacker off from the root."The alien poked his cheek again and said "zzzt! " The guy said "ok that's it " grabbed the alien and yanked down his pants right there at the bar. But he was surprised to find there was not anything down there.Startled but now also curious, the guy said "Hey if you got nothing down there, how do you have sex?"The little alien just smirked, poked the guy's cheek and said "zzzt! " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 zzzzt..... (lights up a cig.)........ Cool one echobay.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 Good one echobay Barb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 Son of an Extraterrestial is what you'll hear next... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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