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An little extraterrestrial (alien) and a man were sitting at a bar. The alien continuously poked the guy's cheek saying "zzzt! ".The man, starting to get a little tired of the alien's antics said, "If you poke my cheek and make that noise again I'm gonna yank your tally-wacker off from the root."The alien poked his cheek again and said "zzzt! " The guy said "ok that's it " grabbed the alien and yanked down his pants right there at the bar. But he was surprised to find there was not anything down there.Startled but now also curious, the guy said "Hey if you got nothing down there, how do you have sex?"

The little alien just smirked, poked the guy's cheek and said "zzzt! "

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