rv56 Posted May 14, 2005 Report Share Posted May 14, 2005 There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5.00, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.00. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 Dumb huh? Like a fox. Good one rv56 Barb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tenmm Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 Looks to me like "blondie made a real quick $40.00 off the lawyer,that is not easy to do... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 rv56,Like the old saying,"What goes around,comes around". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 A smart blonde heh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 Thanks, RV,Sending this one to Brother in Law who "collects" blonde jokes--and Daughter who is blonde (who says a blonde has to have yellow hair?) Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted May 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 Thanks, RV,Sending this one to Brother in Law who "collects" blonde jokes--and Daughter who is blonde (who says a blonde has to have yellow hair?) LizHi Liz.....Your welcome..... I'm married to a blonde...... ......28 yrs. at the end of May. Thing is....she's still blonde... ...and me... ...well theres not much to talk about. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 First time i have read a joke in favor of the blonde...lol... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted May 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 First time i have read a joke in favor of the blonde...lol... Thats a for sure Vile_DR.....My wife makes all the blonde jokes a myth.......she is one smart cookie. If it wasn't for her...I'm not sure where I would be.... Thats why I mentioned above....28 yrs and shes still blonde....as for myself...well I wish I had hair to give it color... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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