bar5 Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 Tennessee Firewood"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?""Yes. What can I do for you?""I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!""Thank you very much for the call, sir."The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?""Yeah!""Did they chop your firewood?""Yep!""Happy Birthday, buddy!" (Who says rednecks aren't real bright!) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 nice one Barb, still rofl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 ..good one bar5..... Put that one in my Jokes folder..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 I have read this one before, and completely forgot about it...great post Bar5...real funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tenmm Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 I read one like this but it had to do with a new garden spot and a missing person......Good one bar5. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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