handplane Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. "I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." The woman went home with Charles, and in four days she became his stepmother. Men just never learn. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
macmarauder Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 LOL, yes we never learn but it's only because most of out brain is dedicated to processing the secrets of the universe or we're busy trying to figure out how to beat that stupid level on that video game. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 Just sent this to some of my friends. Haha Barb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 That is crazy funny. Guess you shouldn't tell Daddy about all the little girlies you hang out with....HAHA... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 lol haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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