martymas Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 READ SLOWLY--IT MAY TAKE A WHILE FOR THE LIGHT TO SHINE, BUT THESE ARE RATHER CLEVER!1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living.8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.11. MISTY: How golfers create divots.12. PARADOX: Two physicians.13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm.15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with.16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.17. RELIEF: What trees do in the Spring.18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tg1911 Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 Hahahaha!Good ones Marty. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 hah clever. here's one: ILLEGAL: a sick birdMatt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
murtu52 Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 Excellent! I once saw something like this, but they were for medical terminology.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
macmarauder Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 great stuff Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marko_tomas13 Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 Nice list Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 Good laugh!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thesidekickcat Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 Thanks Marty, for a good laugh with those.God bless everyone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 Funny stuff marty. Thanks for sharing! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 copy, paste, email to friends, thanks!! Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CurlingSteve Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 I once was young, but stupid.Now I'm older, Thanks Marty.PS: I used to be young and stupid, but I'm not that young anymore... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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