martymas

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  1. try it in safe mode and see if you get the same results if it dosent reboot in safe mode then you have a component problem maybe videocard or incompatable ram if you go to control panel sys -advanced -start and revovery uncheck automatic start ups make sure all the other boxes are checked. then try starting your compt if it is hardware you may get a blue screen post back marty
  2. Senior Citizens Bus Trip A senior citizens' group charters a bus from Burlington, IA, to Branson, MO. As they entered Missouri, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and says, "I've just been molested!" The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her seat, and sit down. A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that she was just molested. The driver thought he had a bus load of old wackos, but who would be molesting those old ladies? About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd been molested too. T
  3. it happened in a remote part of new zealand on the west coast were crime is very rare so he would succeed because people are not expecting it i think the population of the particular town is about 5.000 marty
  4. ha ha ha cought out marty
  5. hi jeff thats impressive lucky devil marty
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    i hope so bearskin im still a member so ile go over and log in marty
  7. i think hes dead and they keep the image going so they can frighten s-----t out of the population marty
  8. hi has any one seen this little fun thing before you send a message in a bottle or recieve a message ive already recieved 3 messages look under the light house and see how many messages have been sent scroll to read the instructions marty message in a bottle
  9. hi JD im not sure where the article comes from it was sent by billmallenson and he lives in floridia or pan handle where ever that is marty
  10. hi all look how we get our news in the media i wonder why this was picked out millions of this stuff every day happens i guess it happens over the world as well marty laptop thief
  11. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer. love em marty
  12. Happy Birthday, goman87 marty
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    hi liz yesterday i posted about a product janola and found it was another name for chlorine watered down marty
  14. happy birthday BT my god weve come a long way since techtv i think jeff was only 12 -13 then and was mature beyond his age he taught me many things then so im glad to be part of it here marty
  15. go for it nic a friend emailed it to me from florida marty
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    13 Reasons to Smile Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America? A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!" I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD
  17. Heaven or Hell It comes to the end of Bill Gates long, successful life, he finds himself in the Purgatory waiting room, when God enters... "Well, Bill," says God, "I'm confused. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell: you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you've also created some of the most unearthly frustrations known to mankind. I'm going to do something I've never done before: I'm going to let you choose where you want to go." Bill replies, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?" God says, "I'm willing
  18. 14 Things You Really Should Have Done Before Getting Married 1. Watch yourself eating in front of a mirror. If you're put off, that's the view your future partner will have... 2. Live on your own. It's important that you find out what a hopeless slob you are before your beloved tells you. And then leaves you... 3. Go out with your friends for a "quick drink" and stagger home three days later... 4. Have a holiday romance with someone who doesn't speak a word of English. Who needs conversation? 5. Women: Take the soft toys off your bed. Nothing turns a man off more than performing in front o
  19. i actually saw it on a video at first from a local chanel, so i hunted through the local media and found the article. the reason i posted was to remind many of us. there are souls out there who get on well with in them selves we are the ones that have problems yes i felt it had to be posted. my god a young boy goes past my house every morning on a wheel chair to school [special school] and when he goes past he happily screams hello mr mason that brings me down to earth i feel sorry for him and i shouldnt he is happy within himself and dosent like symphathy marty
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    yes liz the hottie is a hot water bottle the book is an english edition so naturally the words are different from american i didnt have a clue on how to traslate to american versions but you guys have done that marty