martymas

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  1. the problem may be yours not grisoft they have just released a new version and it is good i have just installed it and now i use avast as well as avg. you cauld have done it in safe mode as TheTerrorist_75 suggested instead of going to msconfig i have regcleaner and all i do is go there and delete all in the add and remove section the ones i dont want but it is good to see you have fixed the problem marty
  2. hi all thanks yes i sent every thing to my desk top and screen printed from there after about 5-6 trys i got it i wanted to send the shot to a friend by email but i have to find how to do that yet thanks barb ive put that in my favourites you all helped and i appreciate the posts the best on the net thanks again marty.
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    An Oldy

    YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH This is pretty neat. It takes less than a minute Work this out as you read .. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 .... If you haven't, add 1755. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you
  4. betamaxman yes i agree with you times and culture change as we become more modernised un fortunately i live in the past im to old to change marty
  5. hi team i need a lesson on using the print screen for example if i wanted to take a pic of my mother board does print screen have this function thanks maert
  6. ha ha ha that is to much chuckle chuckle marty
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    Two Shots

    any one see this article ebony and ivory
  8. any one remember these days A little house with three bedrooms and one car on the street, A mower that you had to push to make the grass look neat. In the kitchen on the wall we only had one phone, And no need for recording things, someone was always home. We only had a living room where we would congregate, Unless it was at mealtime in the kitchen where we ate. We had no need for family rooms or extra rooms to dine, When meeting as a family just one room would work out fine We only had one TV set, and channels, maybe two, But always there was one of them with something worth the view. For sna
  9. hi have a look at this site it isnt as big as ebay but you may find an alternative trade me
  10. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEARSKIN sorry ime a bit late but ive only just seen the greetings post marty
  11. While walking through the Boulder, Colorado woods, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "You gotta be kiddin' me." "No, would you like to give it a try?" Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
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    If Quotes

    i found these on another board and they are worth posting marty. 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. What if there were no hypothetical questions? 8. If a deaf person s
  13. yes i agree i see dave gave microsoft a shot across the bows jeez they are to hungry what alternative do we have my compt isnt geared up for mac an linux is beyond the ordinary desk top user tho i like it so we have no choice i went to software tips to see if i could find another operating sys to try out but they are all associated with linux so we are stuck with microsoft marty
  14. ubject: Fw: FW: golf > > >> > > >> > > >> David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons > > >> Why Golf Is Better Than Sex..... > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> #10... A below par performance > > >> is considered damn good. > > >> > > >> #9... You can stop in the middle > > >> and have a cheeseburger > > >> and a couple of beers. > > >> &g
  15. I believe OpenOffice Has a Presentation Software it may work. ile have alook at that and ile get back thanks preston
  16. Some good and some bad changes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered co
  17. what browser are you using JD ive just been in there and it opens up for me im not sure why the difference marty
  18. hi dave does this apply to all extracting programs like powerpoint ect how do i do it when the email is straight from the sender and not through power point i use thunderbird and outlook express does this apply to these programs the trouble with compting you can master one thing then another crops up a friend sent me an email with images and text and i couldnt transfer them to the board together so i got curious and posted marty
  19. hi all i found this at nsbc website and it seems we dont all agree about health cures unless the medical pros approve of it the article on the digeridoo is a well know fact that it strengthwens your throat muscles i have one the aboriginals from ozzy used to use it to strenthen their throat muscles so they could call each other from the hill tops and that is how they used to communicate from long distance this article will be rubbished by many but it is worth reading http://health.msn.com/centers/sleep/articl...47256>1=8618
  20. yes JD i found many native american sites but they were all commercial i think i commented on this in a post i tried to find sites that depicted the art in its natural form i found one in canada on the cree indians but haven read it yet we have an art site on the nz board i post to but it is a bit un organised at this point but it is comming along great some on posted a site on australian aboriginal art and my is it interesting but if you like ile keep you posted thanks marty
  21. ha ha JD i think we all do marty
  22. has any one got links to native american art thanks