martymas

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  1. this household has a tv in all rooms the one pictured is no exception
  2. JD you are to good natured to take revenge on the blockage try counting to ten i know you have much more tolerence than some people marty
  3. this guy has come prepared or miscalculated
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    Puzzle

    count these images until they change positions then the number changes were does the extra one come from post and show me how it is done dyslexia is hampering me marty
  5. have you tried the xp fax option in windows components my fax costs nothing but many isps charge telecom charges 4 cents a fax and telstra charges 6 cents a fax im, not up witt\h scanners so i cannot advise you on what to get take care joe and good luck marty
  6. Happy Birthdays Bozodog and Pandy sorry im a bit late i had logon troubles but its all fixed now take care you two and enjoy the day marty
  7. other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, " I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said, "There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She
  8. yes it happens in all countrys it is tragic when i life is lost more so for us because we knew james like a friend he use to come on my screen every day and i looked forward to his showing new gear may be we can all learn from this tragedy .thanks for the article marty
  9. hi thesidekickcat that is sad news for any one let alone james was a fan of his in those days and i used to email him for certain tips pertaining to new gear really sad do you think the powers to be were to complacent marty
  10. a merry xmas to youall marty http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/bells.htm
  11. http://www.cardfountain.com/ecards/osama-r...530-13&pu=1
  12. http://www.banditos.info/speles/sobersanta2.swf
  13. http://christmaschebacca.ytmnd.com/ turn on your sound and join in the singing marty
  14. hi JD i agree with that like you ive been on both sides of the fence and i dont have any beer drinking friends any more some of them are good people to beer drinkers beer drinkers can get very aggressive tho many like the irish get a singing bug i used to do that my self. carry my guitar to the pub. and play hell out of it when i became tipsy. i was popular in the pub but out side i didnt get the time of day so beer drinkers are a in a cloud of their own marty
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    Bubba

    Bubba went to a psychiatrist "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit," replied the psychiatrist. "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the psychiatrist met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well, eighty bucks a visit three
  16. SUMMARY OF LAST YEAR'S COMPUTER EMAILS I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-
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    Virus

    i picked this up at drews world sent in by papa and i love it this joke has made my day There is a virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer
  18. believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." --Lynn Lavner "Leaving sex to the feminists is l
  19. yo tictoc hows tricks that little one is very good looking obviously gets it from the parents [his mum] take care good to see your posts marty
  20. im afraid beer drinking is universal nz and oz have a reputation of beeing proficient beer drinkers their pubs are open 24 hrs a day strangly you dont see many drunks on the streets i presume they stay in side. as a non drinker i cant stand to be in the presence of drunk people their true nature surfaces tho drunk irishmen seem to get into a singing mood when tipsy and there isnt any thing wrong with that drugs are just as bad as beer marty
  21. Happy Birthday Chappy and Rjmiller i hope you enjoy the day have one for me chappy marty
  22. hi mike it is good to see you posting here yes i have site advisor insatlled since i pmed you some time ago i like it it it is some sort of safety net when going to sites thanks for posting and dont forget to call in everuy now and then regards marty
  23. ubject: CLEVER QUOTES. Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." -- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) I had a rose named after me, and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall." -- Eleanor Roosevelt Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement. -- Mark Twain T
  24. how many of you work in an office and relate to these grizzles
  25. the reason we all disabled alerta microsoft used it to alert customers on products but some smarty found it to be a hole and set those popups to shove ads and even porno sites which resulted many getting spyware and virus when i installed xp alerta and messenger was disabled by default microsoft had an option messenger begone new users wore the brunt of those ads and spyware we learned that at techtv i coppied them on a cd from techtv and ive used that method for years but every one to thier own marty