martymas

yes that is really funny i have a service called internet news supplied by my isp and a lot of this stuff comes fro there . on the humor section there is 50.000 catorgreys alone so there are plenty of choices lm

hi team have a look in here there is some interesting tips i found ive scanned it and havent found any thing bad i beleive it is quite a famous site th i havent heard of it some of you may have click here to see win tips

this thread is so sad that it could happen to such nice and loyal people as an asmatic my self for 25 years i can imagine what that lady went through i feel so sorry fOr TK AS YOU KNOW HE WASNT VERY WELL HIMSELF AND NOW THIS those poor wee children please TK keep us posted as we are felling your pain with you i hope your family are weathering under the strain regards to your brother and kin marty

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ha ha ha robroy i saw a presenter on a local tv station make believe she couldnt see properly when talking about viagra and i got to wondering how does it effect womans eyesight perhaps its the strain ha ha marty

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yo chappy yes you are right i didnt think of it at the time but yes transfer it to on the web forums it was emailed to me and i just copied and pasted it marty

hi team ive looked at some of these but not all i cant vouch for their safety but they come from a reliable site if your in doubbt scan them ive scanned them and found the clean but you never know marty tell me how to

hi screi il_wiccan has had a death in the family he emailed some one at g4 we had a thread going for some time and it may have been chappy who reported on il_ i hope he is ok as he was a big help on the boards marty

yp chappy yes recently i helped a friends wife to set up a compt he is a resaerch scientist at the antartic next morning she rand ans said i cant get this thing going when i went there to help she hadent turned the wall plug because she thought it ran by a battery and couldnt find where the batterry fitted i didnt laugh because i thought perhaps i may have been like that when i started marty

my dog this is called some one at the door marty

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ha ah aha that was funny dont think ide be game enough to do that my bum isnt pretty enough marty

ok robroy why have i got c; drive and f: drive visable in my compt now. i had it once before when i had mandrake 9.1 a friend did it for me he did it in disc managagement he said if you have to many partitions your drive will dissapear from my compt how ever i wont persever with it i still have the modem thing to deal with its a pity ide like to have tried it im not techminded enough to go on with it . marty

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ok ive got my compt to recognise the f drive but it is the partition with nothing on it the partition i want recognised is the one with ubuntu on it im afrais ile have to uninstall it becuse i cant get any satifaction out of this board there are several of us with the same problem and all we get is blame microsoft instead of trying to get round the problem. if this is the sort of help board. god help linux for help. because it isnt here. ile have to try some where else marty

hi iccaros i had the same trouble with mandrake windows wouldnt let me see the drive with mandrake on it and now im having the same trouble with ubuntu i believe it wondows blocks the mbr a friend got round it by putting the 2 oses on the one drive instead of two drives but i do not know how to do that ive tride shifting the jumper pin back to to the master slave position but it tells me there is a boot error so i had to take the jumper pin out and use the drive without a jumper as a slave in fact and that gives me the option to boot either way xp or ubuntu but i cant see the dri

hi jimras, i think robroy was having the same trouble in all the time ive had any thing to do with linux this has been the problem perhaps we need to change the jumper. im just not cinfident enought o do that. are you still having that problem as well im going to have to configure my dial up so ive plenty of work ahead of me thanks marty

hi team ive installed ubuntu on a slave drive. and on the master drive i have winxp. my slave drive that has ubuntu dosent show up in my compt. but does in disk management ive 488 mgs in partition i presume the reason is one is fts and the other is ntfs what do i need to change so the drive with ubuntu shows up in my compt would deleteing the 488 partition help. other than that. i would have to uninstall ubuntu and i dont really want to do that .other than that ubuntu works fine i have the choice to boot to either win or ubuntu. which is fine by me.but i need to see that drive with

hi team some days ago i posted on having a dual boot with winxp and ubuntu after a few miss and hits ive finally got a choice of what ever OS i need either xp or ubuntu i was wary about the dial modem but iccaros said until we meet that hurdle.get ubuntu on first ok i need your advice how do i configured the dial up modem my modem is a dse 56k xh1154 ham pci intel v2 i have the modem driver cd if it is any help i would appreciate any info and help im quite excited about this venture ive had mandrake 9,1 before but i think my cd is corrupted i like linux but im not brainy enough to s

hi ive sent your replys on so thanks marty

yes i did my neighbor has those illusions after a bottle of johnny walker marty