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looks as tho i spoke to soon i got one of those how to make your self bigger in certain places tho it was only one. im so peeved. because i thought i had it under control and i notice it was multiposted and all the addresses are the the same isp as mine bloody seven of them marty

you have got your self in a pickle. if you want to transfer your data to another hdd. IF you are using XP there is a way you can transfer data from one drive to another. start- all programs -accesorys -sys tools- transfer wizard try that.i havent done it my self so you will have read the info and follow the screens . then- have a look in start -search- allfiles and folders type the name of the files in the search box and see if you can recover some of them there . tho it may be to late like tictoc says they may be overwritten next time it would be a good idea to uninstall in safe mode t

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained. "Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation. Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which kno

Bonehead Awards go to all those people who made it necessary for: - The manufacturer of a toilet brush to include the warning, "Do not use for personal hygiene." - The manufacturer of a scooter to provide a warning "This product moves when used." - The manufacturer of a digital thermometer to instruct "Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally." - An electric blender manufacturer to warn "Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating." - a company making a small 3 inch air-filled clear plastic pillow for packing to state that the pillow can

here is another by bill mallenson If you can speak Southern, you'll understand -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was this fellow from Texas who had a flat tire. He pulled off on the side of the road, jumped out of his car walked down the hillside and picked a bunch of wildflowers, and proceeded to put one bouquet of the flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. Th

i must confess i ahve trouble posting the pics and images the text is just copy and paste i transfer them to notepad and copy and paste them to the board but those pics and images i tried posting them from infranview but no go any one got any ideas i can find plenty of images and pics there but to get them to the board is another matter. marty

recently i posted about how to stop spam from arriving to your inbox through email by using message rules ok ive tried message rules and after trial and error i havent recieved spam mail for 2 weeks i was getting this stuff like pharmaceuticals .sex .viagra.how to make so and so bigger and i didnt want to load a third party appli because they are no better after a while and im sure they sell your email address to spammers so i persereved with message rules. and so far ive been spam free for two weeks if i get any more from now on i will block them and get them deleted from the se

i found a lot of jokes and humor sites in internet news thousands of them ive been a member of internet news for some years now. my isp emailed me and asked if i would like to subscribe to them so i tried it and i wouldnt give it up now. it is so unlimited the catorgorys i have downloanded 57.000 of them and the subject matter numbers hundreds in one subject . so you can imagine how many subjects there are boggles the mind . marty

American Immigration Test this is from bill mallenson -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I've talked to this guy ... Mujibar was trying to get into America legally through Immigration. The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot enter America." Mujibar said, "I am ready." The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green." Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready." The Officer said, "Go ahead." Mujibar said, "The telephone

I used to drink beer in the philippines called San Miguel....I drank a lot of it...I drank a hell of a lot of it....I drank more than my share. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> did you get pissed?i dont drink any more so i forgot what the feeling is like. marty

you can chang the language . but it means the same thing According to London chief of police Ian Blair what happened today in London was merely detonations than explosions like the ones two weeks ago. The devices used today were just Bilateral Outward Offensive Munitions rather than Kinetically Advanced Bilateral Outward Offensive Munitions that were used the last time.

if your an american . You can have a woman president without electing her. > 2. You can spell colour wrong and get away with it. > 3. You can call Budweiser beer. > 4. You can be a crook and still be president. > 5. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything. > 6. If you can breathe you can get a gun. > 7. You get to be really obese. > 8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems > to care. > 9. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy". > 10. You can think you're the greatest nation on earth. > 10a. Wh

DID YOU KNOW... If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (Oh My God!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy...I'm still not over the pig.

filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited rufus, the only black in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. rufus was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women. At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in." The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone

my problem is i leave every thing so it is easy to get at. and of course to others this this means kaos . i would be the most casual person in a household in other words a womans nightmare i have to be honest, i can say im not prim and proper my wife is the exact opposite. so i get quite abit of banter from my family im to old to change now we are all different arnt we marty

ha ha ha joe join the club marty

i picked this up from worldstart. Another Bubba Sighting -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here in Kentucky, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Bubba decided to save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gets ready to take flight. He takes off running and reaches the edge-- into the wind he goes! Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Hicks were sittin' on the porch swing talkin bout the good ol days when maw spots the biggest bird she ever seen! "Look at the size of that bird, Paw!" she ex

arnt they priceless wee things i love it :lol: marty

thanks team got it marty

alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and supply a new definition. a.. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. b.. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. c.. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. d.. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. e.. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. f.. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. g.. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. h.. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is

hey team im a bit lost with some of these compt terms any tutorials marty

ha ha ha your in rare form at the moment towel head ha ha ha marty

i agree with you. i have 3 addys and my personal one i get nothing through it other than personal mail but the other 2 i leave on my web mail. and dose not come to my in box . i threatened my isp to go some where else. because i thought they were selling my email addresses. they assured me they werent. their reply was it isnt good bizness to have uncertain customers. as that is the time they are likely to leave. and go some where else. ive been with them since ive had a compt. and im reluctant to leave as when i first got this compt, if i had problems i could take it to them . and they

hey chappy those are cool tyres i didnt see through them until i enlarged the pic marty

Signs Found In Kitchen/Which one matches you? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Signs Found In Kitchens 1. Kitchen closed - - this chick has had it! 2. Martha Stewart doesn't live here! 3. I'm creative; you can't expect me to be neat too! 4. So this isn't Home Sweet Home... Adjust! 5. Ring Bell for Maid Service...If no answer do it yourself! 6. I clean house every other day.... Today is the other day! 7. If you write in the dust, please don't date it! 8. I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener! 9. My house was clean last week