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Everything posted by snyper
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^^hmm, i must remember that next time im trying to prove the world aint flat to some drunk in a pub o_0.. In ireland we dont get such wild storms and such, so no photos im afraid..
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In ireland you put your 2 euro (coin) bout 2.50 dollars into a slot as a deposit. you get it back if you return the cart. Laziness and plain ignorance is the cause of this fiaco.. bubba, you should write the "big screen version" of this, id pay 15 bucks to see it...lol
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^^one is better/prefer having broken Gaelic than polished English sperm
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...its making me thirsty...hmmm
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Dont worry, im 28 and the very same, particularly with movies!!
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*cough* Tumbleweed *cough*
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Thats the exact same MO of many young artists today, and i feel its cynical if they are not been sincere about what they say just to sell records. (im not commenting on this group as i never heard of them)
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Impressive. Look very nice. Im sure there expensive.
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Hmmm, most kids that listen to rap music are not going to go out and rape their mother or shoot babies or what other crap thats been said to sell records, so to some degree people dont listen or care...its only when they start talking to newspapers and on the tv that annoys me...
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Wow!! these are incredible!!!! Breath-taking!! Mid west USA?
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republic
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Woodpecker records
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Hmm, you kinda have "to open the post" see what it is.... I thought it was one of those stick man images which are funny.. Only expressing my opinion thats all...
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Guy who made that, got waaaaaaaaayyy to much time on his hands...he should go out and meet people!! lol
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What Do Retired People Do All Day?, Billy Connolly On Retirement!
snyper replied to snyper's topic in The Comedy Club
Ah yes, he one of my all time favorites -
The Goodbye Letter A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was tidy. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed,"Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. "Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her pi
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A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice." After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse. His brand new bride raised all kind of hell with him, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do." The farmer said, "That's once
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a f***** break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So I called him a s---head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with
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Dress Code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. Sick Days We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to wor
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oh dear. There is good treatment for most heart conditions today. I hope things will be fine for you and your family.