snyper

..and in order not to hurt her feelings u ate it rite?

Thats a size thing tho...bigger forums can get abit more costly to run..also bigger forums are more attractive to adertise on... It depends on the type of adverts....i would not visit a site that had popup adverts or "sexual content" adverts as i visit forums while at the office and i dont need the hassle.

Can i run a trial version of linux along with xp? Is there an xp and home version of linux?

Im a member here a short while and i find the members friendly, which tend to be the case with small forums..i spend more time on another forum, but i like to pop in every day or so to lurk and lend my support - The tec section is pretty good and you guys have big post count in the comedy club which is my fav part..its mostly american "type humor" which is a matter of taste to us Europeans but i like it! Keep up the good work guys

id like to put that to the test

The explanation is that cat food is marketed towards humans not cats. The cat food is marked to our tastes..odd i know but true.

nice one!

I heard a smilar one about an arab that wanted to gave his back garden ploughed...

I do "be intimate" with my rifle

bigot.

Raaarrr!!

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s. #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo. #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month. #3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use

hmm, nice choice of words!

ok..my bad...am i banned yet before i get to 100 posts?! ... lol

Ive been telling that joke in the pub all weekend! Its gettin a goog ol laff!!

Ah tes, a real old one, this is actually an urban legend too, sometimes been told as a true story! Its funny tho

Excellent joke hahahahah!!!!!

ha ha ^ nice comeback

Yes, harsh i know! lol

"Your wife sure makes a good roast." commented the first cannibal. "Yeah," replied the second. "I'm really going to miss her..." A Frenchman, an Englishman and a Irishman were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now we've caught you and we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot, cook you, eat you and then we're going to use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you can choose how to die." The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him a sword, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and runs himself through. The Engli

ha, me too...

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely

what a mad..bad b***h!

bomb.. (Im irish, dont go there, )

dude he didnt hand up because this is a life expierence for him...