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  10. Blonde On History

    in The Comedy Club

    Posted

    A noted psychiatrist was a guest at an

    academic function, and his blonde hostess naturally

    broached the subject in which the doctor

    was most at ease.

    "Would you mind telling me, Doctor,"

    she asked, "how you detect a mental

    deficiency in somebody who appears

    completely normal?"

    "Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask

    a simple question which anyone should

    answer with no trouble. If the person

    hesitates, that puts you on the track."

    "What sort of question?"

    "Well, you might ask them, 'Captain Cook '

    made three trips around the world and

    died during one of them. Which one?'"

    The blonde hostess thought a moment, and then said

    with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen

    to have another example would you? I must

    confess I don't know much about history."

    Iknow,Iknow,teh secondz 1 :wacko:

  24. Quick Help

    in Open Chat

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    Ummm,just a reminder.

    Your not bullet proof anymore

    The four stages of tequila.

    I had a T shirt like this.

    1) Two shots - I am rich.

    2) Three shots - I am good lookin.

    3)Four shots - I am bulletproof.

    4)Five shots - I am invisible.