sultan_emerr

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  1. G4 = Last Visited On: Jul 11 2005 11:35AM I just sent him an email. I'll post any answer I get.
  2. http://www.aaanativearts.com/topic11.html
  3. What did the baby corn say to the mommy corn? Where's popcorn?!
  4. On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is - flowers!" "That's right!" said the boy, "but how did you know?" "Just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is - a box of candy!" "That's right! But how did you know?" asked the girl. "Just a lucky guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. T
  5. A man goes to a restaurant and buys a small juice carton. On the side, he sees a peel-off prize sticker. He opens it and yells, "I won a motor home! I won a Winnebago motor home!" The waitress argues, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a stereo system!" The man insists, "No. I won a motor home!" The manager hears the ruckus and walks over. He says, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor home, because we didn't have that as one of our prizes." The customer insists, and hands the manager the sticker. On it, the manager reads, "Win a Bagel."
  6. handplane, those are hilarious.
  7. That all sounds awfully familiar(way too familiar)!
  8. Hi Keith, Do you need a Citar player? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Of course I do Sultan!!.. hehe <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Just give me a few days of practice to get the cabwebs off the strings.
  9. Happy Birthday CsrLiz344. Have a great day.
  10. Good idea. Glad you're back.
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