Baked Beans

[handplane]

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up

beans.

Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the

way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my

husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home.

On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more

than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk

off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it,

I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.

Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed

delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."

He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat anjust as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.

He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.

The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the

pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out

of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go.

It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizertruck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.

I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.

Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more.

The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this

for another few minutes.

The pleasure was indescribable.

When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned,

apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table

chorused:

"Happy Birthday!"

I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[robroy]

roflmao

[flashh4]

Thats funny, sending to my daughter, thanks for the laugh !!

[thesidekickcat]

That's hilarious!!!

Though I'm wondering how the guests survived through it all so quietly while the beans 'expressed themselves'? Ha!!!

Pat

God bless everyone

Edited September 21, 2006 by thesidekickcat

[Fatso913]

lmao!