Matt Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Got this in an email today, pretty funny WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed morethan 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria; which is found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.So.......WATER = PoopBEER = HEALTHFree yourself of Poop, drink BEER!!! It is better to drink beer and talk sh*t than to drink water and be full of it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marko_tomas13 Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Haha, amazing. I'm passing this on to a few friends of mine who love beer as well as my dad of course. Thanks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkestDream Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 hahahah what about coffee?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubba Bob Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 hahahah what about coffee?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
isteve Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Well can't argue with that, I'll go open a fresh bottle of health right now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Honda_Boy Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 we drink distilled water at my house HA. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimras Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 a teacher put a worm in a class of whisky and then the worm died. She asked the class what theylearned.........kid said if you drink whiskey, you won't have worms!!!Love that beer...........forget the water. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubba Bob Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 we drink distilled water at my house HA. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 tho ive never drunk beer i might change my mind after reading that statisticmarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 *click, POP, shhhhhhh* Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JSKY Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 *click, POP, shhhhhhh* LizAgreed....100% Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 we drink distilled water at my house HA.So, you drink boiled s#$% Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobbynichols Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 *click, POP, shhhhhhh* LizAgreed....100% Quote Link to post Share on other sites
xxkbxx Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 hahahah what about coffee?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 ... Why am I picturing hyperactive mice? They're hanging around in a bulk coffee shipment, all they have to eat is coffee beans -- and they're zipping around, blowing their poo right and left at breakneck speed! nibble-nibble-zip-zip-poo!-poo! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkestDream Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 ... Why am I picturing hyperactive mice? They're hanging around in a bulk coffee shipment, all they have to eat is coffee beans -- and they're zipping around, blowing their poo right and left at breakneck speed! nibble-nibble-zip-zip-poo!-poo! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Got this in an email today, pretty funny WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed morethan 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria; which is found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.So.......WATER = PoopBEER = HEALTHFree yourself of Poop, drink BEER!!! It is better to drink beer and talk sh*t than to drink water and be full of it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mychal007 Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 LOL!! I like. Thx Matt guess I'll be changing my drinking habits from now on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jamaicaman Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 I CANT DRINK BEER!!!!!I MUST DRINK WATER!this sucks! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LiXindi Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 But look on the bright side of drinking water - poop is not all that bad for us anyway... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 But look on the bright side of drinking water - poop is not all that bad for us anyway... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CurlingSteve Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 (edited) Well, unless your beer is pasteurized there's no boiling or high temperatures involved.While distillation is a high temperature (sometimes) process, most beers get their alcohol from fermentation (yeast converting sugars to alcohol).And the grains are often grown with manure (organic fertilizer also known as sh*t) in the soil.And don't condemn the entire E. Coli race because some members cause sickness.Your body requires certain E. Coli strains to function, you'd be dead without them.That said, let me think...Beer or water, beer, water, beer, STOP THERE! Edited July 10, 2006 by CurlingSteve Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LiXindi Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 No doubt, where would the human race be without all the different types of poop? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
xxkbxx Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Here's the thing. Nature has an equalizer - you drink a bunch of beer, the next morning you'll be back to the water Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 having read this thread several times as a non drinker of alchaholi thought i might try a glass of beerim a diabeticso beer isnt the best of drinks for me how ever i liked the tastebut it played hell with my head.i got what my freinds called amorousso i dont intend to try that again marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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