martymas Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 hi all im not sure if this applys to any one on the boardbut i suspect many of us have gone through these phasesmartyThe train ride. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.""I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.""Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed."Good," she replied. "Get your own f***ing blanket."After a moment of silence, he farted. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JSKY Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Good night all Quote Link to post Share on other sites
screi Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 oh boy...you got me on that one Marty....LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimras Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Hi MartyAn oldie, but a goodie for sure!!!jr Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fubz Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Wow, that was a good one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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