tictoc5150 Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose womanThe priest asks, Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?Yes, Father it is.And who was the woman you were with?I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may aswell tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti? I cannot say.Was it Teresa Volpe?I'll never tell.Was it Nina Capeli?I'm sorry but I cannot name her.Was it Cathy Piriano?My lips are sealed.Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?Please, Father, I cannot tell you.The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisiand I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend churchservices for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over andwhispers, What'd you get?Four months vacation and five good leads... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubba Bob Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 HA! GOod one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Wish this Italian was that sharp!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Drews_World Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 good one tOc! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JSKY Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 HAhahahaha!!!! Now that's good. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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