TheTerrorist_75 Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 New Living Will Form I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or doctors interested in simply running up the medical bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: ______Whiskey______Beer______Sex______Cigarette______Computer with Internet connection______Pizza If none of the above has happened, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. Signature: __________________________Witness: ___________________________Date: ______________________________ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fubz Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 prinited and filled out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 Crossed off "whishkey" added chocolate Sorry, Terrorist, never liked the stuff! Wait, added coffee, too!Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheTerrorist_75 Posted February 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 Crossed off "whishkey" added chocolate Sorry, Terrorist, never liked the stuff! Wait, added coffee, too!LizI can go for the chocolate! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thesidekickcat Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 Crossed off: Whiskey, Beer, Cigarettes!Added: My Glasses, Coffee, and Chocolate! Everyone who knows me knows if I don't have my glasses on, or want my coffee, then I'm really sick!!! PatGod bless everyone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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