Old Geezer

[handplane]

Thuh Old Geezer

The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom

had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a

"mail order" bride.

Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured

him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom

proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November."

Now the banker, being the wise man that he was,could see that the sexual

appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.

Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker

tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on

the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.

Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that

afternoon.

About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.

"How's the new wife?" asked the banker.

Tom proudly said, "Oh, she's pregnant."

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's

the hired hand?"

Without hesitation, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."

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[blim]

Now that had me going till the very end! Good one, Handplane!

Liz

[JSKY]

Good one!!!

[martymas]

hi Hand plane

nice one.

marty

i like your sig

[rv56]

.....good one handplane

***You sure are coming up with some real cool sigs.......

[bar5]

I never would've guessed this ending

[robroy]

hehehe

good one handplane