Entertainment Night At The Senior Center

[handplane]

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and

the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came

from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.

As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he

announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or

three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend

to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew

a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I

want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch.

It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for

six generations.

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth

while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the > watch,

watch, watch the watch..."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back

and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.

Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch,

until, suddenly,-----it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers

and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

S--t!" said the Hypnotist...

It took two days to clean up the senior center...

Edited January 27, 2006 by handplane

[martymas]

handplane

that was really funny

marty

[Chappy]

Hmmm...would kinda wreck the joke if I took the swear word out, and since it's not a real baddie type one...

[handplane]

Dave,

To take the pressure off of you, I edited the questionable word.

[bar5]