Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

[rhema7]

Subject: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.

Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat

and presto, the blockage will be almost

instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing

vegetables by getting someone else to hold them

while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the

toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut

yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing

the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,

will prevent you from

rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit

the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of

laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a

hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules

of life really are.

You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it

doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and

does, use the duct tape.

[Matt]

lmao!

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[bar5]

Love it

[robroy]