handplane Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Christmas Story ....When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did notproduce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning tofeel the pressure of being behind schedule.Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. Thisstressed Santa even more.When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them wereabout to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heavenknows where. More stress.Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and thetoy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and ashot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elveshad hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In hisfrustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke intohundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end ofthe broom.Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door.He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great bigChristmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas,Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Wherewould you like me to stick it?"And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmastree. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Wow, it's been so long since I heard that one I didn't even see the punchline coming! (See, short memory has its advantages.) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Hahaha, so that's how it all started Barb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 (edited) That's my annual Christmas joke!! Yours has much more detail, though. I'm sending that one off. Thanks, Handplane!And that's how the angel got on top of the Christmas tree.... When my kids groan, I'm blaming you Liz Edited December 9, 2005 by blim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Makai Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Lol! Good one handplane. I hadn't heard that one before. Or have I? Damn CRS. Oh well when you have CRS you get to enjoy things all over again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 Good one handplane**thats gotta hurt.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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