bobbynichols Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. Hewanted a new truck . She wanted a fast little sports-like car so shecould zip through traffic around town.He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck , but everythingshe seemed to like was way out of their price range."Look !" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me." For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Services will be at Downing Funeral Home on Monday the 12th. Due tothe condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service . Pleasesend your donations to the "Think before you say things to your wifefoundation". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thesidekickcat Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 HA!!! Hope she got off with justifiable homicide!!!Also hope he had a very large life insurance policy that paid out anyhow!Pat.God bless everyone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marko_tomas13 Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 Haha nice one, i'm passing it on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkestDream Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 that the reason why you shouldnt give a scale to wifey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mikex Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 Men should have a delay between thinking and speaking. Because sometimes we can't speak fast enough to get away from our last comment.M Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cherokeechief Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 I thought those went 0 to 200 in 1.2 seconds Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 Now thats a good one !!! Men should have a delay between thinking and speaking. Because sometimes we can't speak fast enough to get away from our last comment.MBoy....I hear ya there Mikex Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Yeah but we never learn that lesson do we Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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