cherokeechief Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....===============Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.Customer: Your left or my left?===============Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?Male customer: Hello... I can't print.Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates, dammit!===============Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it... ===============Customer: I have problems printing in red...Tech support: Do you have a color printer? Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.===============Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.=============== Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.Customer: OKTech support: Did the keyboard come with you?Customer: YesTech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...===============Tech support: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?=============== Customer: I can't get on the Internet.Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars.===============Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?Customer: NetscapeTech support: That's not an anti-virus program. Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.=============== Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears. ===============Tech support: How may I help you?Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?=============== A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.Tech support: Are you running it under windows?Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."=============== And last but not least.. Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at tthe same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."Customer: I don't have a P.Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.Customer: What do you mean?Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob. Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 Proof positive that there's hope for me yet.......well,.....maybe.....ok, we'll see...Thanks, CherokeeLiz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thesidekickcat Posted September 18, 2005 Report Share Posted September 18, 2005 Thanks for the laughs, though this one sounds like something I might say. "Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11." My answer though would be two small stuffed squirrels and a blue wood cat silhouette . And of course the 'zillions' of post it notes all around monitor screen. Ha Ha!!! Liz there is always hope for us!!! jk After all we did recognize these were funny! Pat.God bless everyone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubba Bob Posted September 18, 2005 Report Share Posted September 18, 2005 HAHAHA!! GOod ones.I hope they arent true though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted September 18, 2005 Report Share Posted September 18, 2005 The sad thing is that most of them probably are true Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brett5150 Posted September 18, 2005 Report Share Posted September 18, 2005 ohhhhhh that made my day! Thanks cherokeechief....Brett Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted September 18, 2005 Report Share Posted September 18, 2005 Good one Cherokeechief....Got a good kick from this one...Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.Customer: OKTech support: Did the keyboard come with you?Customer: YesTech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IEatHardDrives Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 I did tech support for a year and I have go many crazy calls this is one.Customer:I cant get this floppy to workme: is it in the floppy driveCustomer:yes i pushed the button the drive opened and it made a loud sound but does not readhe put a floppy in his cdrom drive Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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