bozodog Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excitedabout their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discussthe wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggeststhey go in.Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"The pharmacist answers, "Yes."Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"Pharmacist: "Of course we do."Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"Pharmacist: "All kinds."Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"Pharmacist: "Definitely."Jacob: "How about Viagra?"Pharmacist: "Of course."Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes forParkinson's disease?"Pharmacist: "Absolutely."Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs andwalkers?"Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Brian_Holiday Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 Thats a good one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkestDream Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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