Pumpkin Patch

[cherokeechief]

This was in the Washington Post... the title of the

article was

"Best Comeback Line Ever."

Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white

male,

resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38

p.m. on Friday.

Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious

behavior, public

indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett

County courthouse

on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was

passing a pumpkin

patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft

and squishy

inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At

least I thought

there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.

Lawrence went on to

say that he pulled over to the side of the road,

picked out a pumpkin

that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a

hole in it, and

proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I

was just really into it,

you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a

Gwinnett County

police car approaching and was unaware of his audience

until officer

Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual

situation, that's for

sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence)

and he's...just

working

away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what

happened when she

approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse

me sir, but do you

realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?'

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was

there, and then looked

me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin?

Damn...is it midnight

already?'

[fubz]

LOL, thats funny