cherokeechief Posted September 4, 2005 Report Share Posted September 4, 2005 Subject: Fwd: Fw: Hu's on first?>Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this the other day after Hu Jintao was >named chief of the Communist Party in China. > >HU'S ON FIRST >By James Sherman > >(We take you now to the Oval Office, where National Security Adviser >Condoleeza Rice is talking to the President.) > >George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? > >Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. > >George: Great. Lay it on me. > >Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. > >George: That's what I want to know. > >Condi: That's what I'm telling you. > >George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? > >Condi: Yes. > >George: I mean the fellow's name. > >Condi: Hu. > >George: The guy in China. > >Condi: Hu. > >George: The new leader of China. > >Condi: Hu. > >George: The Chinaman! > >Condi: Hu is leading China. > >George: Now whaddya' asking me for? > >Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. > >George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? > >Condi: That's the man's name. > >George: That's who's name? > >Condi: Yes. > >George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader >of >China? > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the >Middle East. > >Condi: That's correct. > >George: Then who is in China? > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: Yassir is in China? > >Condi: No, sir. > >George: Then who is? > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: Yassir? > >Condi: No, sir. > >George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of >China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. > >Condi: Kofi? > >George: No, thanks. > >Condi: You want Kofi? > >George: No. > >Condi: You don't want Kofi. > >George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of >milk. And then get me the U.N. > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. > >Condi: Kofi? > >George: Milk! Will you please make the call? > >Condi: And call who? > >George: Who is the guy at the U.N? > >Condi: Hu is the guy in China. > >George: Will you stay out of China?! > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the >U.N. > >Condi: Kofi. > >George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the >phone. > >(Condi picks up the phone.) > >Condi: Rice, here. > >George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we >Should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get >Chinese food in the Middle East? > Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted September 4, 2005 Report Share Posted September 4, 2005 .....oh man, you got me splitting my sides Cherokeechief Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted September 4, 2005 Report Share Posted September 4, 2005 LOL, good one:-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted September 4, 2005 Report Share Posted September 4, 2005 ha ha ha chief good onemarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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