jimras Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers."We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper."Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay.""Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"The trooper continued. "When we pulled her up she had two 25-pound king crabs and six good-size Dungeness crabs on her."Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Scarlett Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 (edited) Anyone up for some crabcakes? Don't worry, trolling for crab post-mortem style, doesn't affect the taste. I promise. Edited August 30, 2005 by Scarlett Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers."We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper."Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay.""Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"The trooper continued. "When we pulled her up she had two 25-pound king crabs and six good-size Dungeness crabs on her."Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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