tg1911 Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 A lonely woman, aged 80, decided that it was time to get marriedShe put an ad in the local paper that read:HUSBAND WANTED!MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (80's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUNAROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you....you have no legs!"The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?"With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said: "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scarlett Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 (edited) OMG tg, you have come up with some, freakin' funny jokes lately. Keep 'm comin'. Edited August 30, 2005 by Scarlett Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LJM Master Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 good one tgliked this one alot tg,sent it around...keep 'em comin for sure...L.J.M Quote Link to post Share on other sites
goman87 Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 hahaha, good one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 A lonely woman, aged 80, decided that it was time to get marriedShe put an ad in the local paper that read:HUSBAND WANTED!MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (80's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUNAROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you....you have no legs!"The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?"With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said: "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"<{POST_SNAPBACK}>ha ha ha .tg1911brings back memoriesha ha ha marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 tg, That's a HARD trick!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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