brett5150 Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Sorry if this joke isn't told properly, but I heard it about a week ago, so it's not too fresh in my mind......Jack and Susie were happily married for 25 years. They lived ordinary lives, drove normal cars, and had boring jobs. The following conversation took place when Susie had her midlife crisis: Susie: I'm so sick of our ordinary lives! We've had the same boring jobs, drove the same unexciting cars, and lived in the same dull house!!!Jack: Honey, you're just going through a midlife crisis. Our lives are perfectly fine.... The conversation got heated until finally it came to a breaking point: Susie: That's it!! I need something exciting in my life!! I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in a second!!! Jack: So why don't you step on a scale?That was the last anyone has ever seen of Jack..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IEatHardDrives Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Lol ouch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bozodog Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Oohh boy. Wrong thing to say.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Bad Jack.....very bad Jack.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
goman87 Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 LoL! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cherokeechief Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 oh, definatly the wrong thing to say Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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