cherokeechief Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 7. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.6. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS...Police in Oakland, CA spent tow hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside thime IN THE POLICE LINE, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up".5. THE GETAWAY!A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for THREE HOURS until police showed up and grabbed him.4. DID I SAY THAT?Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot", the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"3. ARE WE COMMUNICATING??A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "NO!" the man shouted, "This is her husband2. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!!In Modesto, California, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America without a weapon. King used his thumb and finger to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand IN HIS POCKET.1. THE GRAND FINALE....Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to boating were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22ft. boat going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power was applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted to a nearby marina, thinking someone there could tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everytihg in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the outdrive went up and down and the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath...he came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. NOW REMEMBER............THIS IS TRUE.......... Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tg1911 Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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rv56 Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Good one Cherokeechief.....the one about the 22ft. boat.... , That one really cracked me up...geez... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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