bar5 Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 CHILDREN AND CHURCH A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousinasked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer soquickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishopsaid: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer." º°'°º?o,,,, o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?o,,,, o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º? After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced tohis mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister When I grow up." That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?" Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and Ifigure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen."º°'°º?o,,,, o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?o,,,, o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º? A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church service: "And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who passed trash against us." º°'°º?o,,,, o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?o,,,, o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º? A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you know what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me." "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?" º°'°º?o,,,, o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?o,,,, o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º? A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we givehim the money now, will he let us go?" º°'°º?o,,,, o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?o,,,, o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º? After the christening of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong.Finally, the boy replied, "That priest said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I want to stay with you guys!" º°'°º?o,,,, o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?o,,,, o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º? Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent.The Flight to Egypt, was his reply. Pointing at each figure, Ms. Terri said, "That must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus. But who's the fourth person?""Oh, that's Pontius - the pilot. º°'°º?o,,,, o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?o,,,, o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º? The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" "No sir," little Johnny replies, "I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook." º°'°º?o,,,, o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?o,,,, o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º? Pastor Dave Charlton tells us, "After a worship service at First Baptist Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a fidgety seven-year old boy told me how she finally got her son to sit still and be quiet. About halfway through the sermon, she leaned over and whispered, 'If you don't be quiet, Pastor Charlton is going to lose his place and will have to start his sermon all over again!' It worked." º°'°º?o,,,, o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?o,,,, o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º? This is the best one. A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?" "Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago." "Oh," she paused, "grandpa, did God make me too?" "Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made you just a little while ago." Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, God's getting betterat it, isn't he?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Copy, paste and email, especially to my preacher friend, he will especially love this one!! A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you know what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me." "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?" Thanks, Barb!Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tg1911 Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thesidekickcat Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Those are so cute!!!Out of the mouths of babes, some funny interpretations of our world comes.I loved the Flight To Egypt plane and passengers, now that was creative thinking!!!Pat.God bless everyone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Good one bar5Ahh kids....honest and straight to the point.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
goman87 Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 hahahaha. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkestDream Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.